Society

IS a teenage friend or family member getting their A-level results today? It’s a stressful and emotional time, so show some sensitivity when you talk to them. Like this…

NEW measures could see over 70s with poor vision getting banned from driving. What else should they be stripped of?

WE'RE not experiencing an 'amber alert', it's an 'enhanced hot weather response'. Here's how to make the rest of your mundane life more exciting with quasi-military jargon.

AN ASSISTED living facility has had to abandon its annual wet T-shirt contest after the surrounding area was issued with a hosepipe pan, it has emerged.

A WOMAN with progressive social opinions in other areas of life has extremely retrograde views when it comes to straight men, it has emerged.

EXPOSURE to too many breasts is causing men to become bored and jaded with knockers, it has emerged. 

A MAN has cultivated an enigmatic cult of personality by dialling into a Zoom call with his mic and camera off, it has emerged.

HOMEOWNERS who previously purchased an awful house in a good area are moving up the property ladder by buying a good house in an awful area.