Society

A WOMAN with progressive social opinions in other areas of life has extremely retrograde views when it comes to straight men, it has emerged.

EXPOSURE to too many breasts is causing men to become bored and jaded with knockers, it has emerged. 

A MAN has cultivated an enigmatic cult of personality by dialling into a Zoom call with his mic and camera off, it has emerged.

HOMEOWNERS who previously purchased an awful house in a good area are moving up the property ladder by buying a good house in an awful area.

A WOMAN'S friend has once again infuriated her by providing useful advice instead of listening to her complaints in a supportive manner.

FOR years I’ve ignored the erosion of our civil liberties. CCTV on every building? Fine. Proscribing Palestine Action? Whatever. But now I realise our freedom is in grave danger if it’s becoming a major hassle to rub one out.

THE Civil Service has announced that internships will only be open to people from working-class backgrounds. Find out if you're salt of the earth enough to qualify with this quiz.

A MEDIOCRE-LOOKING man has qualified as attractive in the context of a bus, it has emerged.