Alcohol
A MAN unable to attend his office Christmas party has invoiced his employer for the amount he would have drunk if he had.
ARE you blowing cash on pointless nonsense like alcohol-free gin when you may as well just have a Diet Coke? You’ve probably bought these others too.
WETHERSPOONS has advised the UK that a national network of warm banks is already up and running in your town for a low, low price.
A MAN who followed health guidelines on daily alcohol consumption has declared himself deeply disappointed with the experience.
LOOKING forward to a pint after work? Steady on. If you detect any of these warning signs, the odds are not in your favour.
DRINKING establishments in the North East can be challenging environments for soft Southern shites. Here is a guide to making it as pleasant and safe as is reasonably possible.
MEN are stoic creatures who bottle up their feelings. Unless they have had eight pints, in which case all these secrets come flying out.
THE dark, depressing nights are drawing in and you’re scared to put the lights or heating on, so the best option is to get wankered. Here are seven drinks with a flimsy autumnal theme.
DID you buy someone a pint five years ago and they are yet to repay their beer debt? Broach the topic carefully but forcefully.
A MAN does not know how he would get through the day without the aid of his trusty emotional support pint.