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YOUNG people are adept at watching two different genres of pornography simultaneously on separate devices, it has emerged.
VEGANS across the country are celebrating the creation of yet another freakish aberration of nature that scientists have dubbed a ‘meat alternative’.
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts and you’ve got the only key? That can’t be right.
WAKING up with a headache that feels like my brain matter has been trampled by an angry donkey, I reflect on the events of the last two days. I had attended an informal international event, established in 1886 among the world’s Archbishops: a masturbation contest.
JUST like when a friend asks your opinion on a poem they’ve written, it can be hard to find nice things to say about your partner’s junk. But anything that may boost your chances of oral sex is worth a go.
ARE you a rational person, or do you now believe one of these wild Princess Kate rumours swirling around the internet?
VAPES are to be taxed according to how stupid their plume of candy-flavoured smoke smells, it has emerged.
YOU cannot imagine what it’s like, you provincials. Living here, in London, in the shadow of the most despotic, corrupt, malevolent regime ever known.
Suffering vaginal dryness? Have you tried checking for packets of silica gel?