A GAY man attending a friend’s hen party has had more than enough of this now, it has been confirmed.
A WOMAN has thanked her hairdresser, paid, tipped, walked away with a cheerful wave and the moment she was out of sight burst into tears.
A MAN has attempted to impress his date by ordering a bottle of wine from one place above the bottom of a restaurant’s wine list.
A WOMAN who was given a seat on a London bus is absolutely fuming at the judgmental b*stard who did it.
RIGHT-WINGERS have their sights set on getting rid of the BBC in its current form. But do their arguments stand up to scrutiny?
YOU’VE run out of plates and there’s no way you’re tackling the mountain of washing-up, so you’ll have to improvise.
ANYONE who uses the ‘tears of joy’ emoji is not worth your time or attention, experts have confirmed.
STREAMING services have digitally simulated standing in Blockbuster for 40 minutes before choosing something crap, viewers have confirmed.
A MAN has started a podcast to focus on his passion for wasting other people's time.
ARE you planning to celebrate Valentine’s Day in a totally selfish way? Here are some sh*tty things to inflict on your partner.
THESE days Facebook is only used to keep an eye on people you hate. So who are they and why are they so awful you’ll never unfollow them?
A WOMAN has belatedly realised that she is way out of her boyfriend’s league.
BRITAIN has a new Chancellor of the Exchequer, second only in power to the prime minister. But who is he? No f**king clue whatsoever.
A MAN is sure his kids will enjoy the half-million photos he took of their childhood despite it taking years to view them all.
A DRIVER with an eye for a bargain made a 30-mile detour to fill his tank at a petrol station with fractionally cheaper prices.
MICHAEL Gove has kept his position in the cabinet to punish Britain, Boris Johnson has confirmed.
CAN’T be bothered to turn your car engine off while your partner goes shopping for 40 minutes? Here’s how to explain why you’re being such a selfish b*stard.
ARE you convinced your life in a fairly average part of Britain is a waking nightmare? Here’s how to get the most out of your imaginary victimhood.
A MAN who wanted the UK to be rid of unelected decision-makers is into everything that Boris Johnson’s advisor says and does.
A WOMAN is celebrating having a crap without her two young children insisting on keeping her company throughout the entire process.