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Man realises he would have bullied his teenage self too
A MAN looking back on a miserable adolescence ruined by bullies has come to the conclusion that, on balance, he probably deserved it.
Kate's photo of Louis is perfect in every way, grovels media that has learnt its f**king lesson
THE British media is heaping praise on Princess Kate’s bang-average photo of Prince Louis in a desperate bid to make amends, it has emerged.
Inconsiderate boyfriend's sincere apology sucks fun out of girlfriend's rage
A GENUINE apology from a woman's boyfriend has stripped all the joy from her righteous indignation.
'Back in your day…' and other comments you can sue Gen Z bastards for now
A JUDGE has ruled that saying ‘back in your day’ to an older colleague could be considered age harassment. Here are some phrases young people had better not say to you, then.
Sunak waits to see if Britain is that stupid
THE prime minister is eagerly awaiting opinion polls that will reveal whether Britain really is as cretinous as he hopes.
Man disappointed to find MILF not British after noticing continental plug sockets
A MAN is dismayed after identifying a European MILF mislabelled as British when he noticed the two-pin plug sockets above the kitchen counter she was lying on.
Nothing but the courts, the opposition, the cost and a general election can stop me now, laughs power-mad Sunak
THE prime minister, drunk on power, has proudly declared that nothing except several very real hurdles now stand in the way of the Rwanda bill.
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