RUFUS the hawk has entered the Wimbledon men's semi-finals despite never having played competitive tennis.
A HIKER has been killed by a mountain lion after his golden retriever chose to run away instead of defending him.
HELMUT, a severely depressed brown bear, has repeatedly failed to find other species at his zoo that would be capable of eating him.
THERE is no bee equivalent of a lazy, self-centered arsehole who offloads all their admin onto you, according to new research.
A CHIMPANZEE in a Swedish zoo has displayed the distinctly human characteristic of not enjoying being locked up against his will.
A MOUSE which survived a terrifying ordeal in a freezing river has thanked all the humans who stood on the bank taking pictures with their mobile phones.
MONKEYS controlled much of eastern Asia last night after launching a series of swift and ruthless coups d'Ã©tat.
IT is as thick as your arm and smells disgusting - and it has just been caught on camera for what is thought to be the first time.
CATS last night thanked the government for its interest in their welfare but insisted they were fine.
A HUGE and terrifying spider which forced an Essex family from their home is already planning a major programme of refurbishment.
OCTOPUSES' wardrobes are full of hundreds of pairs of useless shoes, new research reveals.
YOU should have totally seen this shrew, it was out of its face, a team of zoologists claimed last night.