KEN Livingstone named one of his pet newts ‘Adolf’, it has emerged.
A WOODPECKER and a weasel have moved in together and are ‘excited about starting a family’.
A GROUP of neighbourhood dogs said last night’s two-hour barking session was one of the best this year.
RUFUS the hawk has entered the Wimbledon men's semi-finals despite never having played competitive tennis.
A HIKER has been killed by a mountain lion after his golden retriever chose to run away instead of defending him.
HELMUT, a severely depressed brown bear, has repeatedly failed to find other species at his zoo that would be capable of eating him.
THERE is no bee equivalent of a lazy, self-centered arsehole who offloads all their admin onto you, according to new research.
A CHIMPANZEE in a Swedish zoo has displayed the distinctly human characteristic of not enjoying being locked up against his will.
A MOUSE which survived a terrifying ordeal in a freezing river has thanked all the humans who stood on the bank taking pictures with their mobile phones.
MONKEYS controlled much of eastern Asia last night after launching a series of swift and ruthless coups d'Ã©tat.
IT is as thick as your arm and smells disgusting - and it has just been caught on camera for what is thought to be the first time.
CATS last night thanked the government for its interest in their welfare but insisted they were fine.