A DAFFODIL who accused a Bumblebee of groping it in a public park was asking for it, the bee claimed last night.
ENORMOUS, terrifying tropical insects that are the stuff of nightmares may at last be on the brink of extinction, it was claimed last night.
A HUGE squid found off the coast of Antarctica is basically the same as a normal squid, only much, much bigger, a team of disappointed zoologists said last night.
THE scientist who invented a mouse that could eat as much as it liked without getting fat has been found dead in his laboratory with his body covered in tiny teeth marks.
A BEAUTIFUL camel who also claims to be a part-time model is really just a dirty skank who is mad for cock, one of her ex-boyfriends revealed last night.
ANT colonies are not harmoniously run communes but large sprawling ranches in Texas rife with infighting and extra-marital affairs, new research reveals.
THE new series of Gladiators has been given the green light after Britain's captive monkey population gave it a non-opposable thumbs-up.
THE British Army is to phase out the practice of firing goats into walls, the Ministry of Defence announced last night.
A NEW species of mammal, described as a 'weird-looking gerbily thing with a massive conk', has been discovered in the mountains of Tanzania.
A NEW species of giant rat has been discovered in a remote region of New Guinea by a team of totally freaked-out zoologists.
WORKERS at a Tesco superstore watched yesterday as a dog had a huge shit in the middle of their car park.
ORANGUTANS have a sense of humour but it is very poor, scientists have discovered.