ENORMOUS, terrifying tropical insects that are the stuff of nightmares may at last be on the brink of extinction, it was claimed last night.
A HUGE squid found off the coast of Antarctica is basically the same as a normal squid, only much, much bigger, a team of disappointed zoologists said last night.
THE scientist who invented a mouse that could eat as much as it liked without getting fat has been found dead in his laboratory with his body covered in tiny teeth marks.
A BEAUTIFUL camel who also claims to be a part-time model is really just a dirty skank who is mad for cock, one of her ex-boyfriends revealed last night.
ANT colonies are not harmoniously run communes but large sprawling ranches in Texas rife with infighting and extra-marital affairs, new research reveals.
THE new series of Gladiators has been given the green light after Britain's captive monkey population gave it a non-opposable thumbs-up.
THE British Army is to phase out the practice of firing goats into walls, the Ministry of Defence announced last night.
A NEW species of mammal, described as a 'weird-looking gerbily thing with a massive conk', has been discovered in the mountains of Tanzania.
A NEW species of giant rat has been discovered in a remote region of New Guinea by a team of totally freaked-out zoologists.
WORKERS at a Tesco superstore watched yesterday as a dog had a huge shit in the middle of their car park.
ORANGUTANS have a sense of humour but it is very poor, scientists have discovered.
SHOWERING with your turkey could ruin Christmas, food safety experts warned last night.