MIRACLE shark Lorraine Chelsy is a 'skanky liar' who claimed she had a virgin birth to stop her mum going mad at her for getting pregnant, say her friends.
THE BBC has fired the first shot in the summer ratings war with a new series of the popular reality show Date My Cat.
IN his final salvo of the election campaign Tony Blair has accused SNP leader Alex Salmond of killing the guinea pigs of thousands of Scottish children.
DISABLED identity thieves are to get assistance dogs on the NHS to help them lead more independent criminal lives, The Daily Mash can reveal.
RURAL Britain is bracing itself for bloodshed and mass destruction after the cows declared war on the sheep.