Sunday, 1st November 2020

Dog in jumper 'an arsehole' say other dogs

A DOG has been left humiliated after his owner forced him to wear a novelty jumper on a walk around the park.

Pug Roy Hobbs was left traumatised after being manhandled into a specially fitted jumper and shamefully paraded around by his owner.

Hobbs said: “When she shoved that horrible woollen turtleneck on me I actually hoped I was mortally ill and she was preparing me for a trip to the vet to be put down.

“But she thought it was ‘cute’, the f**king imbecile. All the other dogs laughed at me, including the sexy Dalmatian whose bum I’ve been trying to sniff for weeks.

“As if being so overbred that that my face has imploded isn’t enough embarrassment, now I’ve got to suffer this.

“However, if my owner is going to force me to look like a twat every day by wearing a jumper, I’m going to force her to wash her duvet every day by shitting on it.

“Fair’s fair.”