Agony Aunt
Agony Aunt: Dear Boris, Under no circumstances should you call someone a 'fannybadger'
Dear Holly, Can you help me come up with an insult that is more accessible to the ignorant underclasses? Yours, Boris
Ask Holly: World leaders are working their sorry asses off to impress me
THE only things that properly scare me are Mister Maker's eyes and my granny's enormous pink knickers.
Ask Holly: Some people gave me a can of fizzy pop and now everyone is cross
THEY gave me a can of fizzy pop and told me to stand with a crowd of hippies.
Ask Holly: May needs to stay on top of her ironing pile
MY granny also thinks Daniel O'Donnell is sexy so she is clearly off her head.
Ask Holly: Love Actually represents everything wrong with popular culture
MY teacher, Edwina Pringle, probably has Love Actually in her top three films.
Ask Holly: Everyone laughs and calls me 'Spreadsheet Phil'
NEWSFLASH: Maths is for losers.
Dear Holly: 'Why does no-one realise the nightmare it is to be me?' yours, Piers Morgan
"It's becoming more and more of a struggle to look at my own big smug face staring back at me."
'Dear Holly: How can I convince Big Theresa to give me my referendum fix?' Nicola, Edinburgh
"I just want the one, just one teeny tiny little referendum and then I swear I'll be off them for good."
- Ask Holly: I made our perfect family look bad
- Ask Holly: Sometimes I amaze myself, so why does my wife despise me?
- Ask Holly: Looking like a badger entangled in a Laura Ashley sale rail doesn’t mean I’m not a leader
- Ask Holly: An army of sparrows is plotting to overthrow the government
- Ask Holly: How can I make myself stop crying?
