Agony Aunt

Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
I'm suffering from a rather embarrassing problem in that I am finding it nigh on impossible to achieve an erection and I can't work out why...

Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
I am a unmarried lady in the twilight of my life, and haven't had the urge to become biblically acquainted with a person of the opposite sex for nigh on years...

Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
The other day, I was driving to Dixons to pick up a new Super Woofer for my Nissan Almeira and I happened to stop at a traffic lights next to a rather attractive lady in a red mini. I immediately deduced she was probably a slut because she was listening to The Saturdays at full volume...

Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
I'm really into tattoos, but I'm finding some people are prejudiced against me as a result. I've also found that no-one wants to employ me, simply because I express myself through body art...

Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
My husband is obsessed with all things related to cars, and he spends all of his free time under the bonnet of some old jalopy, covered in grease and muttering about pistons and crankshafts...

Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
My boyfriend keeps going on and on about inviting another woman into our relationship. While in principle I don't object, the woman he has singled out for this role is my mother...

Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
There are two men at work who appear to want to sex me, but I can't decide between them. One of them has a great body, sexy hair, and a chiselled jaw, but he works in the canteen and drives a Nissan Micra...

Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
The other day, my girlfriend asked me if I would talk dirty to her during our lovemaking sessions as apparently she would find this a huge turn on...

Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
I don't seem to be able to hang on to a man, no matter what I do. It's not that I have any difficulties getting them in the first place: I just show a bit of nipple down the chippie...

Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
I am a 57 year-old 'cougar' with four children and two failed marriages behind me. Until recently I had given up all hope of finding love again. However, during a recent holiday to Turkey with my good friend Barbara, something amazing happened...

Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
I recently agreed to let my husband relinquish his evening washing up duties and attend a line dancing class in our village hall...

Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
I'm the only girl in my office and I am starting to feel like the rest of my colleagues are objectifying me and making lewd comments behind my back. The other day, I went to fetch a flip chart for a meeting and discovered a crude drawing of a naked lady being interfered with by several stick men and a cartoon dog...