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PETULA SOUL 
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I’ve been married for ten years and at first our sex life was great, but recently my husband appears totally disinterested in shunting his beef train into my tuna station. We have sex on maybe three or four occasions a week, but most times I ask for it he claims to be busy driving us along the motorway to my mothers or something. I’ve asked him whether he would like to share a session with my boyfriend or watch me with my lesbian lover, in case he’s finding it all a bit much on his own. I also phone him to offer him first dibs when I’m at the pub and looking for someone to shag me in the car park. Do you think he is having an affair?
Hurt,
Hampstead.