WE'VE got a lovely little school rabbit called Nibbles who eats vegetables and does tiny poos everywhere.
A LONG time ago, before the internet was invented, people were ruled over by an evil dictator called Noel Edmonds,
WE DO baking at school but are not allowed to use sugar, or wheat, or milk.
WHAT you really need is a dead cat to look at.
THERE is no room in this country because the celebrities are taking it all up.
MY own resolution is to master the Force.
THERE are three boys in my class called Brooklyn.
HE'S a big ugly man whose name means 'fart'.
YOU need to start doing stupid stuff on a regular basis.
COLOURING in is NOT suitable for adults, and certainly not adults of a fragile state of mind.
WHEN I grow up I'm going to marry Beyonce because my teacher says ladies are allowed to marry other ladies now.
DID you know that there's actually no such person as Peppa Pig?