Dear Holly, The other day I got involved in an exchange of words with a taxi driver and only later did I think of something funny to say, but by then it was too late.
DID you know that a glitter pen makes an excellent lipstick for a dog?
NEVER grass on your mates or tell anyone that you play recorder duets with your mum.
YOUR pompous authoritarian ways make you a prime candidate for ridicule.
JUST run and hide, as fast as you can.
IT sounds like you are a perfect candidate for looking after our class guinea pig.
OMG YAWN! I can't think of anything more BORING than a general election.
WHICH one of you little imbeciles stuck the picture of a tiny phallus on my back?
THE optimum amount of money that a human being can possess is £2.43.
MY teacher says we're self-obsessed little cretins.
DAVID'S sex face reminds me of Mr Soft from those old Soft Mint adverts.
IF I was prime minister I would ban all mention of politics.