How can I get my own back without causing a full-scale nuclear holocaust?
Next time he starts mocking you just call him a dicksplat.
I need a man who appreciates that with great beauty and power comes the risk of a fatal car crash.
I just worry he might be a bit grabby with the twins' Lego.
THE poor wee guy was starving.
When dinosaurs were alive it was men who were in charge of everything.
The people at work are just jealous they didn't get to go to a party.
If celebrities want a real bush tucker trial they should come to my school at dinner time.
You don't want a video of you snogging your own arm to go viral.
Apparently the WWF is wildlife not wrestling.
All the boys at school claimed to have seen each others' mums breaking the scales at Weight Watchers.