Agony Aunt
Ask Holly: Why am I poorer than Michael Flatley?
THE optimum amount of money that a human being can possess is £2.43.
Ask Holly: Would Samuel Pepys have taken a belfie?
MY teacher says we're self-obsessed little cretins.
Ask Holly: Should I reveal that David does terrible farts in bed?
DAVID'S sex face reminds me of Mr Soft from those old Soft Mint adverts.
Ask Holly: I thought I might sing a song at this debate
IF I was prime minister I would ban all mention of politics.
Ask Holly: Do normal 22-year-olds just eat Pot Noodles and catch chlamydia?
YOU need to spend some time with an old person like my granny.
Ask Holly: 'I had to kick the cat to make myself feel better'
I've never met a maths teacher who didn't have some form of personality disorder.
Ask Holly: All I want in life is a fast car and a juicy steak, should I run for PM?
IF an adult punches someone, all the other adults sign a petition to make him King of England.
Ask Holly: I'm worried about flirty emails to David Miliband
IT'S hard to believe that people were ever able to function without emojis.
