Horoscopes
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG) The apocalypse doesn't sound so scary when you consider it only has four horsepower.
Your astrological week ahead, by Psychic Bob
Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG) They say owners start to look like their dog and that's true in your case as it died two years ago.
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG) You like Willem Dafoe. He's brillent.
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
Taurus (20 APRIL - 20 MAY) In your local hipster coffee shop 'skinny white' is the most popular coffee order and a description of the staff.
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
Pisces (20 FEB-20 MAR) Time to shift that winter weight, as you've been calling the bloke you started dating on New Year's Eve.
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
Libra (23 SEP-23 OCT) Why not spice up things in the bedroom with a bit of role play? You can pretend you're somebody who still wants to have sex with him and he can pretend to be a blind person with no sense of smell.
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB) In a multiple-choice exam, if you're not sure of the answer just put 'B'. Unless they ask which was the best Mel in the Spice Girls.
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
Aries (21 MAR-19 APR) If the term 'geek' these days just means somebody with a detailed interest in something, you're a real pornography geek.
