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Are you an influencer?

ARE you a social media 'influencer' with the power to make consumers spend? Take this test to find out.

Why are people not having sex with you?

HAVE you started to think there might be a reason why no one is having sex with you? Take our test and find out.

How to drive on the motorway

IT IS surprisingly easy to drive on the motorway, even if you are a stupid bastard.

Is it too late for you to become a stunt man? Take our test to find out...

Is being nearly 40, slightly overweight and having no experience of stunt work going to hold you back? Why not take our quick test to find out...

Which dreadful personality type are you?

Are you obsessed with knowing what your personality type is and then telling people about it? You probably come under the category of ‘self-absorbed arse’. But what are the five other main personality types?

What is a 'speed limit'? 

THOUGH most of Britain’s motorists don’t realise it, the country’s roads are theoretically governed by unenforcable ‘speed limits’.

Is being a cougar still a thing? Because if so, I'm pretty sure I am one

YOU may have heard about cougars, it was quite a big thing a few years ago.

Do you deserve benefits?

YOU'VE paid into the system your whole life, and now you're expecting to claim benefits. But do you deserve to, or are you workshy freeloader scum?

The Daily Mash email about our plans to continue violating your privacy

SOME time ago you allowed us access to every aspect of your life. Don’t deny it.

Were you the kid that was always rude to their mum?

ONE kid at school was always totally out of order to their mum. Was it you? Take our test to find out.

Why I'm treating Brexit as if it were an allotment border dispute, by Jeremy Corbyn

WHILE other people at least try to sort this out, I’m going to hide in my shed and busy myself with my seed library.