How are you ignoring heatwave advice you’ve been hearing for the last 20 years?

PLUCKY Britons are currently ignoring decades of advice about what to do in a heatwave. So what stupid things have you decided it’s OK to do?  

Are your friends with problems actually just idiots?

DO your friends with problems deserve your sympathy, or are they just idiots who won’t stop doing stupid things? Take our test and find out.

What does your ice lolly say about you?

YOUR choice of ice lolly reveals your personality on a deep and profound level.

I thought everyone had a cleaner

I SUPPORT social progress, justice and anti-authoritarianism. But I have'’t got time for squeezing Harpic down the loo, who has?

How to work in the heatwave

A GUIDE to surviving the heatwave whilst you are technically meant to be doing a job.

Are you possessed?

FEELING tired and irritable? Probably it's because you’re possessed by a demonic entity.

How to pretend you know about football

NOW is the time to pretend you're into football, even though the only player you know is David Beckham.

Which Greek god are you? 

YOU know which Friends character, zoo animal and type of biscuit you are, but what Greek god are you? You might as well find out.