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Are you meant to be together, or have you just signed a two-year lease on a flat?

ARE you and partner destined to be together or have you just signed a legally-binding rent contract? Take our test to find out.

I know buying clothes online is insane but I'm going to keep doing it anyway

I started buying clothes from the internet some time around 2005.

The Mash guide to who the f**k’s who in the latest Avengers thing

THE superhero event movie of the decade is here, but who the fuck are all these people and what the fuck are they doing?’

7 deeply irrational ways to celebrate the royal birth

A POSH woman you don’t know has had a baby. Amazing. But are you unsure how to celebrate because it would be insane? Here are some suggestions:

How to build your baby bullshit bunker

THE Daily Mash presents a step-by-step guide to hiding out until the madness has passed.

Are you fretting enough about your children in a ridiculous middle-class way?

ARE you unable to sleep for worrying that your four-year-old might not get into the LSE? You may be suffering from middle-class fretting. Take our quiz and find out.

A guide to picking up free shit that people leave outside their houses

Are you just dragging bed bugs and weird old shit into your home? Here’s our guide to doing it right.

Morrissey: I have become your dad

The signs were always there, let’s face it.