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What to do in a Brexit riot

AN EU report has warned that Britain could face civil unrest after Brexit. Here’s what to do if you get caught up in a Brexit riot.

Nick Clegg's guide to always being the sidekick

HI, I'm Nick Clegg (former deputy prime minister?) and I'm here to tell you how you can be a great sidekick. It's not all just saying, 'great idea, boss' though, that is a fairly large part of it. Let's begin...

No-Deal Brexit recipes you can make without food

A post-Brexit lack of recognisable foodstuffs is a culinary challenge, but just follow our simple recipes for a creative approach to not starving.

The five habits of highly effective time-wasters

DICKING around does not just happen - you have to know your stuff. Here's a five point guide to wasting time like a champion.

The scientifically illiterate person's guide to flu

WITH the flu season upon us it’s important to be prepared with plenty of unscientific advice. Here’s the sort of rubbish your mum comes out with.

The hater's guide to London

DO you fucking hate London for various bizarre and uninformed reasons? Here’s what those la-di-da shitponces are really like.

Have you joined a UFO death cult or have you joined the Lib Dems? Take the test...

Who is your leader? A. An ancient, reincarnated demi-God who will lead us to Eternia where we will live in intergalactic glory forever.

Are you a weird Labour MP who’s obviously joined the wrong party?

ARE you an oddball Labour MP who would clearly be more at home in the Conservative Party or UKIP? Take our test...