SOMETIMES a World’s Best Mum mug just won’t cut it - not because a mug is an inadequate gift, but because your mother is an inadequate parent.
The first thing to remember is that everyone on the Internet is stupid. It is your job to tell them all how wrong they are about everything.
HELLO there. Two years ago I made this bomb.
THERE are three crucial Brexit votes this week: May’s deal, no-deal, and extending Article 50. But which one are you?
HELLO, I'm one of those men who shouts a lot outside of Parliament whenever I see someone being interviewed on camera. I mostly just shout 'Leave' but sometimes I do other things. Here's how I spend my day...
MAGIC Mushrooms are a great way of sorting out any kind of blues, but would taking a massive handful of them right now sort everything out?
BREXIT will be so good. Soft and warm and fuzzy all over.
TODAY is my last day at the Empire.
IF YOU’RE in a relationship, you had probably resigned yourself to a financial outlay of between £5 and £48.99 on cards, gifts and a possible meal at Bella Pasta.
WITH the economy contracting partly due to Brexit, it is vital for Brexiters to pretend this is a good thing Here diehard Leaver Roy Hobbs explains the many upsides.
HI, I'm an attention seeking arsehole and I'm here to tell you how to write an article about something that you don't understand that will get you the attention that you so greedily desire.
ARE you an idiot looking for a fun family film to ruin by claiming it is prejudiced? Then here are a few classics: