Five particularly bad moments to say 'I love you'

TELLING someone you love them is exciting, but ultimately all it does is lock you in a years long battle about whose turn it is to descale the kettle.

Is it okay to hate Vegans because of what they eat? Yes - or of course not you utter moron?

IS IT okay to hate someone because they don't eat the same food as you do? Or should you just mind your own fucking business?

Five ways to get some sleep while looking after toddlers

Falling asleep while looking after small children is challenging, but not impossible, here's how:

Do you put the milk in a cup of tea first or are you a normal human being?

Take our test to find out if you're doing things the right way or you're doing it like some sort of alien...

How to practice 'self-care' when you can’t just get pissed

ALCOHOL takes the edge of most difficult situations, but how can you make yourself feel better when getting hammered isn’t entirely appropriate?

Four pumpkin carvings guaranteed to scare local children away from your house

STABBING a large vegetable until it resembles something scary is always a good thing to do, but here's a selection of 'carvings' that can also stop kids from ringing your bell.

The Mash guide to avoiding a shark attack

SHARK attacks are a regular occurrence in modern Britain, but what most people don't know is they're actually largely avoidable. Here's how: