Games: Everyone writes down a solution to the Irish Border question on a Rizla paper and sticks it to someone else's forehead.
MY son has stopped giving a shit about his Lego card album, and actually I couldn’t be happier.
SO you're walking through a train station and someone is coming in the opposite direction and headed right for you...
Have you been left alone with your thoughts when you would normally be playing Flappy Bird? Here’s what you should think about to fill those long, lonely minutes.
All’s fair in love and war Not if you come home to find your partner ensconced in a vigorous ’69’ with someone you regarded as a chum.
ALL scarves look stupid, but if you want really want to look like a huge twat you must choose carefully.
ARE you old? Do you want to embarrass and annoy younger family members? Here’s how to use social media platforms to do just that.
ARE special and eccentric or just an annoying idiot? Take our test to find out.
ARE you a Brexiter with no grasp on reality? Here are some solutions to the Irish border problem you’ll consider perfectly sensible.
ARE you a bigoted TV viewer outraged by the slightest hint of multiculturalism? Follow our guide to watching television without losing your shit.
CAN you just nip to the pub for a cheeky one after work, or will you get in trouble? Take our test to find out.
I NEED to make sure that as I travel the world over the next 12 months I am as ghastly as possible. Here’s my five point plan.