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Are you your parents' favourite child?

ALL parents have a favourite child. Are you it? Take our test to find out.

Are you only at the Labour conference because your life is incredibly dull?

ARE you attending the Labour party conference because of your passion for politics, or is it because you are lonely and bored? Take our test to find out.

Are you a creepy older guy in a nightclub?

WITH a trendy haircut and trainers it's quite easy to believe you're in your twenties, but are you actually that older creepy guy in the nightclub? Take our test to find out.

Nans unveil plan for nan-style Brexit

GRANDMOTHERS have published their plan for a nan-style Brexit focusing on inconsistent racist views and cats.

What other f**king stupid things can we have a referendum about?

IN case Brexit hasn’t ballsed things up enough, here are some other idiotic things Britain could have a vote about.

Are you suffering from Corbynism? Try our symptom checker

Do people who are centrists or even slightly left-of-centre make your tummy feel a bit funny?

What sort of music prick are you?

MUSIC is one of humanity’s greatest creations but there are still loads of ways to be a real prick about it. Which type of music prick are you?

Has Brexit already happened? Take our test to find out

IN the confusing modern world it can be hard to tell if Britain has already left the European Union, so why not take our quick test to find out.

The judgmental bastard's guide to poverty

WITH new poverty figures just out, do you feel poor people are basically scum who bring it on themselves? Here’s how to be a judgmental bastard about poverty.

How to have a really pretentious dinner party

DINNER parties are a great way to prove you're better than your friends. But how do you pull it off?

Choose your own Brexit: An interactive fantasy for all ages

PLAY our interactive adventure in which YOU are the brave Brexiteer who can save England from the evil foreigners.

Why it's fine for me to buy a house next door to a pub and then try to get it shut down

I WANTED to move somewhere that has a thriving local community, but only until 10pm when I go to bed with some Horlicks and a John Grisham book.