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Your Astrological Week Ahead

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Virgo (23 AUG-22 SEP)

When you dive into the dating scene it might feel like you are surrounded by sharks, but it’s much more likely that you are surrounded by men with no interests outside their own penis.

Your Astrological Week Ahead

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Virgo (23 AUG-22 SEP)

Your kind and supportive attitude toward a friend in need doesn't go unnoticed, but it does go unrewarded. Make that the last time you waste an evening listening to that ungrateful bitch. 

Your Astrological Week Ahead

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Virgo (23 AUG-22 SEP)

Cheer up the wet blankets in the room with your sunny demeanour and positive vibes. Let your smile light up the room. And then fuck off and leave us all alone.

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Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG)

Colleagues will know you're daydreaming at work again because of the ever-widening pool of drool on your desk and your highly visible erection.

Your Astrological Week Ahead

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Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG)

You're going about your daily business when you suddenly shift perspective and see things from an entirely new point of view. Someone has cut off your head.

Your Astrological Week Ahead

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Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG)

Think like a surfer when it comes to the turbulent ocean of dating: ride the wave instead of swimming against the current, and try and avoid ending up with a mouthful of salty stuff. 

Your Astrological Week Ahead

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Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG)

Try and spend some time with the kind of people who make you laugh out loud. Spazzers or mentals.

Your Astrological Week Ahead

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 Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG)

Are you constantly in motion – tapping your pen, moving your leg as you sit, thoughts whirling around in your brain like a monsoon? Well fucking stop it, you annoying bastard.