the dailymash

Shard trespassers get most depressing view in Britain

Bullingdon Club trashes Pizza Express

Easter eggs all the same

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Diamond Nail Guns.

Person resented for being so beautiful

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Why not bring the forecourt to you this summer?

Strauss-Kahn's lust 'not a crime' just utterly f**king disgusting in every possible way

Pilot restrained after admitting air travel is insane

Guardian readers exactly the same as Duchess of Cornwall

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Michael Bay's Bagpuss.

S Club 7 promise fans they're still dead behind the eyes

One Direction can't believe how many girls they're fingering