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ayePad - Yorkshire's toughest tablet computer.

Police disgusted by state of LulzSec hackers' bedrooms

Madonna's marriage crumbled 'because of sex-themed breakfasts'

Giant fox changes back into naked dead man

Public told to stop having sex with sun-dried tomatoes

Engelbert Humperdink to represent Britain in the decathlon

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World's oldest sheep 'learned nothing'

Redknapp shows England credentials with abject capitulation

UN issues list of books it is probably okay to burn