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Send your kids up Shit Creek!

World's oldest sheep 'learned nothing'

Redknapp shows England credentials with abject capitulation

UN issues list of books it is probably okay to burn

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Platoon: The Panto!

Office car park tax 'great value' claim workers

Scottish lottery winner 'managed to remain miserable'

Who gives a toss why Stonehenge was built?