Arts & Entertainment
TENS of thousands of Glastonbury attendees are today discovering that a blazing hot weekend in a desperately overcrowded campsite is also hell.
HEADED to Glastonbury with a bad back and a heavy heart? Worried you’ll be raving about how great Stormzy is only to be politely told you’re watching Sean Paul?
DID you used to get blitzed on drugs at festivals, but now take your kids to the ones with craft tents and puppet shows?
A MAN refuses to read any novels written by women for fear of gaining such a keen insight into the opposite gender that he becomes one.
SINGER-songwriter Ed Sheeran has already ruined music, Game of Thrones and ketchup but cannot decide what to wreck next.
THERE is no way a woman wearing a Sonic Youth t-shirt is really into all their weird, unlistenable sh*t, people have decided.
TEENAGERS will always be in bands, no matter how overwhelming the evidence that they are extremely sh*t. Here’s how to navigate the worst problems of musical youth.
IF you want to feel distressed and unhappy you could watch the new series of The Handmaid’s Tale, or you could slam your hand in a drawer 78 times. Here are some other ideas.
TWO teenagers are finding it hard to believe their father would put on LPs and give them his undivided attention all the way through.
ARE you a Love Island contestant worried that you’ll become a meme by saying something jaw-droppingly thick? Here are some basic things you should know about.
A GROUP of excitable teenagers going to a music festival are blissfully unaware of the miserable, demoralising squalor ahead.
A CRAZED lunatic has outraged sensibilities by beginning to watch a feature film at 9.30pm on a weekday night.