Arts & Entertainment
A WOMAN is disgusted her boyfriend would behave like the men on Love Island, which he would because he is a representative of his gender.
READING a book in a cafe, on the Tube or at the wheel of your car makes you look wise and mysterious, even if you’re just posing and not taking in a word.
Beyonce and Jay-Z release album about when she left the bath running and it ruined the kitchen ceiling
BEYONCE and Jay-Z have released a joint album about that time she left the bath running and it overflowed through the kitchen ceiling.
A MAN has stood at the very front of a concert shouting for the band’s biggest song even though they're fucking obviously going to play it at some point anyway.
A TEENAGER who thought he was just going around to see his friend has ended up trapped in a dad band jam session that may never end.
LET’S face it, you’re not a main character even in your own life, and you certainly wouldn’t be in a seminal New York sitcom. But which crappy four-episode Friends walk-on are you?
A MIDDLE-AGED mother believes Hugh Grant has let her down by actually being a politician involved in a botched attempt to murder his gay lover.
A MAN who lives in London has admitted to his northern parents that he paid £55 for a 'cinema experience'.
THE new Star Wars film has revealed that Han Solo and Chewbacca met on a gay dating app and were lovers for 20 years.
ED Sheeran has made it into the respected Sunday Times list of the most tedious music acts in the world.
A MAN’S family are worried he will never find a partner due to his love of stolid alt-rockers the Manic Street Preachers.
A 33-YEAR-OLD is absolutely horrified at the utter crap that today’s 26-year-olds believe to be good music.