Arts & Entertainment
AN upcoming Harry Potter film will avoid the subject of Dumbledore’s sexuality but will feature an extremely gay owl, the director has confirmed.
A TAYLOR Swift fan is recovering from having her mind blown after hearing real music for the first time.
Move your hips from side-to-side in a pathetic mockery of dancing when Snap! is played while you’re doing the gardening or clearing out the shed.
A MAN obsessed with Black Mirror thinks even the most mundane technology has an evil hidden agenda.
THE BBC has a roster of seven different David Attenboroughs they edit together to make his programmes, they have admitted.
THANKS to Spotify, I have heard all the albums of the year and they are a load of shit.
A MAN has admitted he always cries at Die Hard when the black cop who was afraid to draw his gun rediscovers the magic of killing.
ARE you worried about spoilers for the The Last Jedi? Here’s how to care about normal adult things instead.
NEW Star Wars film The Last Jedi promises the first sight of Chewbacca shaven completely bare.
A WOMAN in her late thirties still believes DJs are cool, it has emerged.
A PROUD London resident who passionately argues his home city is better than Paris or New York spends all weekend watching television and eating toast.
From Jimmy Page supporting the Tories to Queen playing South Africa to Eric Clapton ranting about immigrants, rebellious rockers have always been rabid reactionaries. But who is the most wearily attention-seeking contrarian of today?