Arts & Entertainment
AN 82-YEAR-OLD man has passed away after a brief bout of amateur dramatics, it has been confirmed.
A REMAKE of Fawlty Towers has been criticised for stereotyping the English as stupid and gormless because they voted for Brexit.
A 35-year-old man at a hip hop gig is questioning everything, it has been revealed.
JEREMY Corbyn was the main baddie in a Roger Moore-era James Bond film, it has been revealed.
THE Baftas have rendered themselves invalid by failing to give every possible award to the best film ever made, Paddington 2.
YOU like that song? It’s a shame for you. So basic, so unenlightened. Because I, like all discerning people, vastly prefer the remix.
ROCK fans have criticised the Reading Festival line-up for not including enough genuinely shit bands.
ANYONE offended by the new Peter Rabbit film should give Watership Down a miss, rabbits have confirmed.
IT’S more than 10 years since the Harry Potter series finished, but some of its readers are still incapable of letting go and growing the fuck up. Are you one of them?
A MAN has had his fond memories of The A-team ruined by actually watching a full episode.
AN upcoming Harry Potter film will avoid the subject of Dumbledore’s sexuality but will feature an extremely gay owl, the director has confirmed.
A TAYLOR Swift fan is recovering from having her mind blown after hearing real music for the first time.