Arts & Entertainment
HALFWITS, cretins and morons are to be denied access to the telephone system as part of a government crackdown on TV quizzes.
BREAKFAST television viewers have unwittingly lost billions of brain cells in the last four years by watching early morning shows, a Daily Mash investigation can reveal.
THE BBC is to launch a new 24-hour radio station given over entirely to phone-ins from punters, promising round the clock burbling inanities and factual inaccuracy.
WITH one-in-three television programmes now classed as overtly racist, a new channel is being launched to cater for a growing market of bigoted lunatics.
HEATHER Mills McCartney, estranged wife of little known songwriter Sir Paul McCartney, yesterday summoned the world’s media to a major press conference where she demanded they ignore her completely.
THE BBC has launched its latest salvo in the ratings war with a reality TV show based on the incitement of unbridled hatred.