Arts & Entertainment
THE makers of Imodium have released a heartwarming Christmas advert featuring a monster with chronic diarrhoea.
A PROMOTIONAL festive lorry full of Special Brew and Brew-related gifts is touring the UK.
AN OBSESSIVE Call of Duty player claims the real war is fending off the women who want to snatch him from his gaming chair.
A PLAY has been ruined after the cast repeatedly broke into song, it has emerged.
A MAN is feeling proud of himself after removing House of Cards from his Netflix ‘to watch’ list.
BAKE-OFF judge Prue Leith has accidentally tweeted conclusive proof that God is dead and you are going to burn in Hell forever.
A WOMAN drawn into conversation about Stranger Things has fooled everyone into believing she has seen it by making a series of vague 1980s references.
A MAN totally opposed to attempts to make Cambridge’s literature teaching more diverse has only ever read the sci-fi epic Dune.
FATHER Bill McKay bought Stormzy's album in HMV and is really hoping someone saw him do it.
A WOMAN who cannot stand zombie television series The Walking Dead is very excited that it’s back on television.
A FORMER public schoolboy is making a terrible East End gangster movie, he has announced.
Show really gets going in season two, says friend who assumes you’re fine to sit through ten hours of shit
A TV show is worth persevering with because it improves after just ten hours, according to a friend who assumes you have nothing better to do.