Arts & Entertainment
GEORGE R R Martin is hoping hackers who stole Game of Thrones scripts can tell him how it all ends.
A NEW theatre company has shocked everyone at the Edinburgh Fringe by having a swear word in the title of its new show.
OPEN-AIR productions of Shakespeare are much easier to sneak away from when you get bored, is has been confirmed.
THE audience for Chris Evans’ Radio 2 breakfast show has fallen by the exact number of people who paid to attention to it, it has emerged.
MARY Berry has launched her new show Britain’s Best Cooks by admitting she despises cooking and loathes anyone who even attempts it.
THE middle-aged are still, 35 years after both programmes concluded, divided into opposing camps of kids who watched Tiswas and kids who watched Multi-Coloured Swap Shop.
AN ARTWORK by Banksy has been voted the worst kind of bullshit that your middle-class auntie has on coasters.
A BRITISH human being is not counting down the days until the start of a show about cakes.
A MIDDLE-AGED bank manager who owns a replica Stormtrooper helmet has called millennials still into Harry Potter ‘pathetic’.
THE UK had no idea that him off Casualty, the one who’s been in it for years, took it home in a f**king wheelbarrow.
CHANNEL Five has revealed the salaries of the woman who chooses the programmes and the man who pixelates the breasts.
TOP BBC stars should be earning between £25,000 and £38,000 a year, on a sliding scale, licence payers have agreed.