Arts & Entertainment

Latitude festival to introduce coffee testing

BOUTIQUE festival Latitude will allow attendees to test their coffee for purity and bean quality, it has confirmed.

They Live reclassified as a documentary 

THE John Carpenter film They Live is a documentary, it has been confirmed.

Watch The Handmaid's Tale and get back to us, DUP tells Britain

THE DUP has advised Britain to watch The Handmaid's Tale as it pretty much explains where they are coming from.

Reading and Leeds line-up identical to Dad’s Driving Playlist line-up

THE acts performing at this year’s Reading Festival are the same acts in the same order that appear on Dad’s Driving Playlist, he has confirmed.

People who pretended to like Twin Peaks first time around facing very difficult summer

THE return of Twin Peaks means a challenging summer for those who faked enjoying it first time around.

Who is Morrissey? ask young people

PEOPLE under 25 have demanded to know who this so-called Morrissey is.

Pirates of the Caribbean 5 ‘accurately depicts tedium of 18th century sea travel’

THE latest Pirates of the Caribbean film has been praised for recreating the boredom and restlessness of 18th Century sea voyages.

Everyone finally able to admit Roger Moore was best Bond

ROGER Moore was the best Bond even if it was never cool to say that, everyone has admitted.

49 year-old at rock gig realises he’s easily the youngest person there

A 49 year-old indie rock fan was the definitely youngest person at a gig in Camden, it has emerged.

Eurovision Song Contest 'will justify hard Brexit'

BRITAIN’S performance in tomorrow’s Eurovision Song Contest will justify a hard Brexit, it has been claimed.

Father weeps tears of joy on realising he has seen his last Peppa Pig

THE father of a four-year-old wept tears of unashamed joy upon realising he will never watch Peppa Pig again for the rest of his life.

Man cuts all contact with mother after discovering she likes ‘Galway Girl’

A 29-YEAR-OLD man has cut off all contact with his mother after discovering she enjoys Ed Sheeran’s song Galway Girl.