Arts & Entertainment

'Woke' man trying desperately to explain Motley Crue CDs in car

A 'WOKE' man is twisting himself in knots attempting to explain some Mötley Crüe CDs in his car.

Amateur photographer captures moment dream of being a photographer dies

AN amateur photographer has captured the exact moment she realised she bought an expensive camera for nothing.

What's that bloody thing everyone's watching on their phones?

EVERYONE on trains and buses seems to be watching a gripping TV drama, or possibly a film, on their phone. But what the bloody hell is it?

Nine-month-old in Nirvana babygro actually much more into Pearl Jam

A BABY wearing a Nirvana babygro actually much prefers their contemporaries Pearl Jam, he has admitted.

'Predator' to win all film awards for 30th consecutive year

PREDATOR is set to continue its unbroken run of winning every film prize since 1988.

Woman almost leaves Hollyoaks on

A WOMAN who almost left Hollyoaks on while in front of the television has told friends how shaken she was by the near-miss.

Loads of cheap gigs better value than one expensive one

ANALYSTS have confirmed that going to lots of cheap gigs is much better value than going to one big expensive one.

Jason Statham to try his hand at acting

JASON Statham is thinking about becoming an actor, it has emerged.

Man in shock after watching ITV for first time in ages

A MAN experienced what he described as “cultural brain damage” after being accidentally exposed to ITV for the first time in years.

Man decides to just agree with everyone that Paddington 2 is some sort of masterpiece

A MAN has decided to just go along with everyone and say that Paddington 2 is one of the greatest pieces of cinema ever made.

Woman watching BBC version of Les Mis adding songs in herself

A WOMAN watching the desperately bleak version of Les Miserables sings the songs from the musical to make it bearable.

Man more successful than Britpop band he used to worship

A MIDDLE-AGED office worker has discovered he is actually more successful than a Britpop band he used to think were incredible.