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HALF a million Game of Thrones fans have signed a petition demanding a special cuddle and an assurance that mummy loves them.
EVERY year, Brits gather at the home of their gayest friend to laugh at Eurovision and end up being totally weirded out by what Latvia considers pop music.
MORRISSEY has once again depressed everyone by wearing an anti-Muslim ‘For Britain’ badge. But can the former Smiths singer become a bigger knobhead?
AS Game Of Thrones concludes, a man is seeking out another TV show he can ostentatiously make a point of not watching.
JEREMY Kyle has confirmed his ITV daytime show will now focus on severely dysfunctional families from Britain’s aristocracy.
RADIO 4 listeners have complained that a new character on long-running soap The Archers sounds a lot like Brexit Party leader Nigel Farage.
A MOTHER has admitted telling her small children that she wrote the classic Queen song Bohemian Rhapsody.
THE Mother of Dragons from Game of Thrones has explained that she only wanted the Seven Kingdoms to respect the result of its recent referendum.
GAME of Thrones producers have been left red-faced after it emerged that rubbish character Samwell Tarly had been kept in the show for eight seasons.
WITH only two episodes left of Game of Thrones, surely tonight’s won’t be like last week’s where roughly bugger all happened?
GAME of Thrones author George RR Martin has confirmed that the latest episode of the TV adaptation has buggered it completely.
THE headline above alone has completely ruined Avengers: Endgame, and by allowing your eyes to scan this sentence you have made it even worse.