Arts & Entertainment
A WOMAN who almost left Hollyoaks on while in front of the television has told friends how shaken she was by the near-miss.
ANALYSTS have confirmed that going to lots of cheap gigs is much better value than going to one big expensive one.
JASON Statham is thinking about becoming an actor, it has emerged.
A MAN experienced what he described as “cultural brain damage” after being accidentally exposed to ITV for the first time in years.
A MAN has decided to just go along with everyone and say that Paddington 2 is one of the greatest pieces of cinema ever made.
A WOMAN watching the desperately bleak version of Les Miserables sings the songs from the musical to make it bearable.
A MIDDLE-AGED office worker has discovered he is actually more successful than a Britpop band he used to think were incredible.
KATE Bush been forced to deny that one of her biggest hits is about the advantages of a one-party, fascist state.
CHANNEL 4’s Brexit drama ended with the Leave campaign’s famous bus balanced on a cliff-edge.
EVERYONE has a least favourite Christmas song, from the creepiness of Roy Wood to Cliff Richard talking shit about God. But which are just the worst and which are absolutely unbearable?
A MAN who decided to make the leap from pretend olde worlde music like Mumford & Sons to actual folk songs desperately wishes he had not.
DAVID Dimbleby has looked back at his 25 years in the Question Time chair and realised it was a complete waste of time.