Arts & Entertainment
WITH only two episodes left of Game of Thrones, surely tonight’s won’t be like last week’s where roughly bugger all happened?
GAME of Thrones author George RR Martin has confirmed that the latest episode of the TV adaptation has buggered it completely.
THE headline above alone has completely ruined Avengers: Endgame, and by allowing your eyes to scan this sentence you have made it even worse.
PUBLISHING house Penguin is attempting to cash in on the success of Marvel by claiming all its characters coexist in the ‘Penguin Universe’.
THERE’S nothing like a bit of Britpop to remind you you’re old now! Here’s an awesome playlist to sob to as you drive the kids to school.
I DO NOT live in an underground bunker. Nor am I a lighthouse keeper in the South Atlantic. I have not recently awakened from an eight-year coma. So yes, I have heard of Game of Thrones.
A MAN who introduces himself as a ‘part-time DJ’ manages to also hold down a full-time position as a twat.
THE mating season for nerds has begun early with the release of the new Star Wars trailer.
A MAN who has found local success with an amusing anecdote about losing his dog has announced he will be taking it on a nationwide tour.
THERE’S nothing more relaxing than sitting in front of the television telling every smug, supercilious twat on there to go and fuck themselves. But who are you saying it to, and why?
DID you get into Game of Thrones but are reluctantly realising that it’s the same old fantasy bollocks with more torture and tits? Here’s how to pretend it’s deep one last time.
AN awestruck 15-year-old is breathlessly telling everyone how incredible Kurt Cobain was and what a terrible loss his death was.