Arts & Entertainment
BIG bad wolves that can blow down little pigs houses are to get their own fly on the wall style documentaries on Channel 5.
DOCTOR Who producers cannot understand why critics are calling the show ‘too politically correct’ when the episode where she kills Thatcher has yet to screen.
THE new Mary Poppins film is to focus on the magical nanny’s later career of dealing out sexual discipline to Jacob Rees-Mogg.
THE next episode of topical panel show Question Time will be broadcast from Angryborough in the county of South Bigotshire.
YOU’RE reading a book, which is good and you are deservedly congratulating yourself for. But is it a proper book, or is it crime or fantasy or sci-fi or some nonsense like that?
SIR David Attenborough has admitted using CGI in his latest nature series because the earth is actually now just a giant industrial anus.
A MAN has confirmed that until the day he dies, he will believe that the music of Pink Floyd is far better than all the other music.
BRITAIN’S post-Brexit economy will rely heavily on Spice Girls reunion tours, it has been confirmed.
A FAN of death metal, as well as black, speed and 'doom' metal, is confident everyone would enjoy it as much as he does if they just gave it a go.
THE members of the Manic Street Preachers were stunned to discover they are still playing dates across the country rather than living normal middle-aged lives.
RADIO 2 listeners have warned that there is only so much unfamiliarity they can cope with before armed revolution.
THE BBC has revealed its post-Brexit Top Gear presenters chosen deliberately to horrify and alienate viewers around the world.