Arts & Entertainment
A WOMAN was so scared during a horror film she totally forgot she had eyelids and used her hands instead.
A FATHER of two daughters has spent the last six weeks on an in-car crash course to learn every song by Little Mix.
THE latest Star Wars trilogy has included some incredible bollocks like space Leia and tedious moralising. So what nonsense will be in the final instalment?
A LONDONER has discovered that you can simply claim you went to carnival and everyone believes you.
EXCITED music fans cannot wait to decide which acts at the Reading Festival they will throw bottles of urine at.
A TRAIN had to be held in a station while a group of dangerously annoying drama students were removed, it has emerged.
A MAN is delighted to have been proved right about his incredibly obvious TV plot prediction.
ADULT filmgoers have been wondering if there is any chance studios could produce something that is not the cinematic equivalent of Haribos.
A MAN has complained about a science fiction film being 'far-fetched' and 'unrealistic'.
AN INDIE band from the Britpop era have announced they are reuniting for a final massive argument.
ARE you wondering if you should be like Madonna when you hit the big 6-0? The answer is probably 'no', so here is a guide to not being an ageing pop megalomaniac in later life.
A WOMAN found it hard to give positive feedback on a friend’s children's book idea because it was shockingly shite, it has emerged.