Arts & Entertainment
DOCTOR Who fans are furious that the latest incarnation of the character is from Yorkshire.
YOU may think you’ve got the business acumen to take part in The Apprentice, but you’ll need to be a sizeable twat as well. See if you’ve got what it takes.
DO you enjoy playing your music to people but never notice how hideously uncomfortable they look? Here are the best instruments for being a musical wanker.
A WOMAN has attacked the BBC after thriller Bodyguard left out all the clever twists she had come up with over the last week.
A 32-YEAR-OLD man hopes he reaches the fabled cut-off point where you stop listening to new music soon, because he has had enough of it.
DO you think superhero films are much deeper and more important than they really are? You may be a tedious fanboy. Take our test and find out.
THE public has been told to stop pressuring Bert and Ernie to come out as gay before they are ready.
EVERYONE is glued to sexy thriller Bodyguard, episode five of which is shown tonight on BBC1, but what about those few malcontents and weirdos who are not watching it?
A WOMAN was so scared during a horror film she totally forgot she had eyelids and used her hands instead.
A FATHER of two daughters has spent the last six weeks on an in-car crash course to learn every song by Little Mix.
THE latest Star Wars trilogy has included some incredible bollocks like space Leia and tedious moralising. So what nonsense will be in the final instalment?
A LONDONER has discovered that you can simply claim you went to carnival and everyone believes you.