Arts & Entertainment
SIR David Attenborough has admitted using CGI in his latest nature series because the earth is actually now just a giant industrial anus.
A MAN has confirmed that until the day he dies, he will believe that the music of Pink Floyd is far better than all the other music.
BRITAIN’S post-Brexit economy will rely heavily on Spice Girls reunion tours, it has been confirmed.
A FAN of death metal, as well as black, speed and 'doom' metal, is confident everyone would enjoy it as much as he does if they just gave it a go.
THE members of the Manic Street Preachers were stunned to discover they are still playing dates across the country rather than living normal middle-aged lives.
RADIO 2 listeners have warned that there is only so much unfamiliarity they can cope with before armed revolution.
THE BBC has revealed its post-Brexit Top Gear presenters chosen deliberately to horrify and alienate viewers around the world.
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JAMES Bond fans criticising Daniel Craig for carrying a baby are totally unaware that their hero cooked a quiche in A View To A Kill.
THE BBC has claimed the real 'Strictly Curse' is not cheating partners but being unable to cancel the shit-yet-popular show.
STUDENTS must no longer show ‘an appreciation or enjoyment of the music of Radiohead’ to attend university after a change in rules.
DOCTOR Who fans are furious that the latest incarnation of the character is from Yorkshire.