Arts & Entertainment
THE Queen last night gave in to demands to offer her opinion on the work of the Poet Laureate, telling him it was 'third-rate bollocks'.
DUBSTEP pioneer Burial shocked the music world last night as he announced he was abandoning the genre that made his name for the rival style of Bumfunking.
A FILM about Princess Diana that the film-makers say is not about Princess Diana is obviously about Princess Diana, cinemagoers said last night.
WEST Wing creator Aaron Sorkin is to make a feature-length movie about insurance giant Norwich Union.
THE hopes of nun fans across the world were shattered last night after the cancellation of the first ever nun beauty contest.
GORDON Brown has begun his political fightback by appearing in a hilarious video about Britain's looming economic collapse.
NEWSNIGHT presenter Jeremy Paxman last night admitted he had grown weary of his testicles and would like them to be removed by a Scotsman.
CHINA was last night congratulated for its adoption of western values after banning an ugly child from appearing on television.
CILLA BLACK, the nation's matchmaker, is to return to our screens with a radical new format for the co-mingling of sub-standard genetic material.
THE BBC is to ban the use of any number higher than nine from its television and radio news bulletins, the Corporation said last night.
A RECORD number of people were last night claiming to have read The Gulag Archipelago by Alexander Solzhenitsyn.
LICENCE fee payers have been fined a record £400,000 by Ofcom for allowing the BBC to con them with a series of fake phone-in competitions.