A SELF-EMPLOYED builder who owns his own lorry has bid for Carillion’s prison, hospital, school and Ministry of Defence contracts.
A MAN who is constantly 'up to his eyes' in work always has an hour free to complain about just hard he is working, it has emerged.
AIRBNB users have been reassured by reports that only nine out of 10 AirBnB rooms have secret cameras recording their every move.
A VAST new company will ensure every last penny of your money is turned into profit for the private sector, the government has announced.
AN Uber executive has asked the European court if it can explain what a ‘taxi’ is again but slower because he still does not get it.
A MAN has found and purchased something of use at a Christmas market, it has been confirmed.
THE threatened closure of Toys R Us has been linked by parents to it being easily the most expensive place to shop in the whole of the UK.
THE UK has demanded that all the smug bastards who own bitcoin lose their entire investment before Christmas.
A GATHERING of workers to generate business ideas only produced dark and twisted visions, it has emerged.
A FAT man lounging in an Essex hot tub has made enough money from bitcoin in the last three weeks to retire. Now it’s your turn.
RAIL company bosses are wondering how to spend the rest of their meeting after instantly agreeing to hike prices.
BRITAIN has confirmed it is knocking off because it is now Christmas.