A BUS company has unveiled a radical new approach that involves buses running vaguely on time.
A TEAM-BUILDING weekend has succeeded because it focused on workers’ shared loathing of their employer.
A 36-YEAR-OLD woman says she feels ‘relieved and happy’ after admitting that she would rather shop in Marks & Spencer than Topshop.
THE first rule of Primark is never talk about Primark, the bargain clothes retailer has confirmed.
TECH giant Google has decided that sexism and tax no longer exist, it has emerged.
THE Bank of England has vowed that £5 and £10 notes will continue to be the animal fat-packed extra-crispy flavourful savoury treats that Britain loves.
A NEW food line aimed at greedy bastards is now on sale at Morrisons.
SHOPPERS have welcomed more expensive Tesco carrier bags because they have finally stopped them visiting the shite supermarket.
A COMPLETE twat from school is extremely wealthy thanks to the property market despite never having been good at anything.
BRITISH Gas has raised electicity prices by 12.5 per cent then immediately frozen them, as a favour to their customers.
ESTATE agents facing falling profits are confident everyone will be as kind to them on their way down as they have been to others on their way up.
A NEW employee at a design agency has begun yet another conversation aimed at discovering which of his colleagues smokes cannabis.