WOMEN are icky and only our products can save them, Dove has claimed.
FORMER chancellor George Osborne has taken a seventh job serving behind the counter of Greggs in Romford, it has emerged.
RUPERT Murdoch’s News Corp should be given the BBC to do whatever it wants with, Ofcom has ruled.
POMPOUS business bullshit is vital for maintaining the self-esteem of people who are crap at everything else, research has found.
PRINCE Andrew has only gone and opened his fucking mouth about Brexit, the disgusted business community has confirmed.
WORKERS are bullshitting their way through an apparently important meeting despite having no idea what it is about.
ECONOMISTS have warned Britain faces a doomsday scenario in which ordinary people on average wages would be able to buy their own homes.
TESCO has launched a range of bagged salads that come already in a bin to save customers throwing them away.
A MANAGER has bollocked a team member in the laid-back surroundings of their office’s chill-out area.
THE wealthy industrialists who fund the Conservative Party have reminded Theresa May that they are in charge of Britain’s immigration policy.
EVERY middle-class family believes Aldi is great for certain products but no two lists are the same, researchers have found.
A MCDONALD'S marketing meeting has decided that bereaved children will probably want some burgers.