Business
Business bullshit ‘vital’ for people who are bad at everything else
POMPOUS business bullshit is vital for maintaining the self-esteem of people who are crap at everything else, research has found.
Prince Andrew opens his f**king mouth
PRINCE Andrew has only gone and opened his fucking mouth about Brexit, the disgusted business community has confirmed.
Nobody in meeting has f**king clue what it's about
WORKERS are bullshitting their way through an apparently important meeting despite having no idea what it is about.
Capitalists warn houses may become affordable to ordinary people
ECONOMISTS have warned Britain faces a doomsday scenario in which ordinary people on average wages would be able to buy their own homes.
Tesco launches pre-binned bagged salad
TESCO has launched a range of bagged salads that come already in a bin to save customers throwing them away.
Worker gets massive bollocking while seated on a bean bag
A MANAGER has bollocked a team member in the laid-back surroundings of their office’s chill-out area.
Tory donors remind May they will hire as many immigrants as they f**king well feel like
THE wealthy industrialists who fund the Conservative Party have reminded Theresa May that they are in charge of Britain’s immigration policy.
Every middle-class shopper has different list of things Aldi is good for
EVERY middle-class family believes Aldi is great for certain products but no two lists are the same, researchers have found.
- McDonald's identifies potentially lucrative 'bereaved kid' demographic
- How did these Brexit donor arseholes get to be so rich? asks Britain
- Unpopular pub thrilled to be changing hands again
- I am never flying Ryanair again, declares woman for 13th time
- Up-itself boutique gives final warning to friendly, helpful sales assistant
