A BOSS who claimed in a job interview that everyone in his office was crazy was desperately asking for help, a new employee has discovered.
CORPORATIONS that hate and fear women have wished them a happy International Women’s Day.
A MAN is loathed by his colleagues for not working regular extra hours for no money.
FACEBOOK has begged users to behave like vaguely normal human beings.
THE boss of a small business has compared a minor staffing issue to a terrifying maritime disaster, it has emerged.
A NUMBER of Bovis houses have appeared on shelves at TK Maxx after recent damage to the brand.
HARDWARE and building supplies retailer Screwfix has introduced a ‘sexy and stylish’ dress code.
A WOMAN who has never visited a Waitrose still claimed it was her favourite supermarket in a consumer survey, she has admitted.
THE manufacturer of your backup hard drive has sent you a special love-themed offer for Valentine's Day.
STUDENT loans have been sold to an extremely hard bastard who hates students and is into cage fighting.
A WOMAN has stealthily reinstalled taxi app Uber after a week of condemning it on social media.
CURRY restaurants are facing bankruptcy after a lettuce shortage means they have no limp salads for diners to disregard.