ECONOMISTS have warned Britain faces a doomsday scenario in which ordinary people on average wages would be able to buy their own homes.
TESCO has launched a range of bagged salads that come already in a bin to save customers throwing them away.
A MANAGER has bollocked a team member in the laid-back surroundings of their office’s chill-out area.
THE wealthy industrialists who fund the Conservative Party have reminded Theresa May that they are in charge of Britain’s immigration policy.
EVERY middle-class family believes Aldi is great for certain products but no two lists are the same, researchers have found.
A MCDONALD'S marketing meeting has decided that bereaved children will probably want some burgers.
AN unsuccessful pub is sure that its fourth landlord in eight years will finally make everyone like it again.
A WOMAN has sworn she will never again travel with Ryanair, having sworn the same thing on 12 previous occasions.
A SALES assistant who does not judge her customers has been given a final warning by a pretentious clothes shop.
A PSYCHOPATHIC monster has sent an email to a co-worker without expressing hope for their well-being.
ELECTRICIANS, plumbers and car mechanics have confirmed that if customers are ‘bloody difficult’ they pay at least twice as much.