BRITISH households in dangerous levels of debt are confident that the banks will return the favour and bail them out this time.
SOUTHERN Rail’s punctuality has improved by 68 percent after the franchise was taken over by a 16-year-old on work experience.
CASH-IN-HAND payments are way better than sick pay, pension rights and all that other nonsense, tradesmen have confirmed.
INTERNATIONAL trade secretary Liz Truss has complained that UK businesses are ‘ignoring the opportunities’ offered by the meteor set to impact central London shortly.
WOMEN are icky and only our products can save them, Dove has claimed.
FORMER chancellor George Osborne has taken a seventh job serving behind the counter of Greggs in Romford, it has emerged.
RUPERT Murdoch’s News Corp should be given the BBC to do whatever it wants with, Ofcom has ruled.
POMPOUS business bullshit is vital for maintaining the self-esteem of people who are crap at everything else, research has found.
PRINCE Andrew has only gone and opened his fucking mouth about Brexit, the disgusted business community has confirmed.
WORKERS are bullshitting their way through an apparently important meeting despite having no idea what it is about.
ECONOMISTS have warned Britain faces a doomsday scenario in which ordinary people on average wages would be able to buy their own homes.
TESCO has launched a range of bagged salads that come already in a bin to save customers throwing them away.