THE length of time a person has been on hold to a call centre is to be reflected by increasingly furious hold music.
SOUTHERN Rail has ominously announced that its dreaded ‘full service’ is set to resume.
BRITONS with jobs are either desperately under-employed freelancers or working like a bastard, it has emerged.
PRET A Manger has announced plans to open its ten millionth London branch by the end of the decade.
THE head of a massive company has earned more than your annual salary in just four days, although to be fair you don’t really work very hard.
ATTEMPTS to bribe the workforce with cake have failed miserably, it has been confirmed.
DESPERATE grandmothers across Britain are willing to pay between £1,000 and £10,000 for endangered pink wafers.
INTERNET start-up director Tom Logan, aged 27, earns £140,000 a year and wants to know how angry that makes you.
THE monks who make Buckfast have a holy mission to ensure Scots never stop punching each other, they have claimed.
AMAZON has confirmed plans to put random items in your house that you then have to pay for.
THE Royal Bank of Scotland has been told to stop being selfish and let another bank have a turn at ruining the UK economy.
VAGUE plans to discuss bosses’ pay prove the Tory government is on the side of ordinary people, idiots believe.