DESPERATE grandmothers across Britain are willing to pay between £1,000 and £10,000 for endangered pink wafers.
INTERNET start-up director Tom Logan, aged 27, earns £140,000 a year and wants to know how angry that makes you.
THE monks who make Buckfast have a holy mission to ensure Scots never stop punching each other, they have claimed.
AMAZON has confirmed plans to put random items in your house that you then have to pay for.
THE Royal Bank of Scotland has been told to stop being selfish and let another bank have a turn at ruining the UK economy.
VAGUE plans to discuss bosses’ pay prove the Tory government is on the side of ordinary people, idiots believe.
IT IS too late for co-workers to ask an office temp what her name is, experts have confirmed.
SCHOLARS have found that Dante’s epic Inferno contained a circle in Hell for Black Friday shoppers.
THE government’s crackdown on letting agency fees is worse than anything that happened in Stalin’s Russia, letting agents agree.
PEOPLE who feel nostalgic about an old supermarket brand have been told to get a f**king grip.
THIS group of twats is working on something truly dreadful, it has emerged.
BRITAIN has asked retailers to cease their barrage of heartwarming Christmas adverts.