Business
Audi yet again voted top car by dentists and serial killers
DENTISTS and serial killers have named Audis their favourite car for the eleventh year running.
No gender pay gap for interns earning bugger all
THE government has hailed the lack of any gender pay gap for unpaid interns as a ‘triumph for equality’.
We always wondered if Facebook might be profoundly evil, say people who've been using it for years
FACEBOOK users always had a sneaking suspicion that it would one day destroy them, they have confirmed.
We assumed you knew we were selling your data, says Facebook
FACEBOOK assumed it was common knowledge that they sold users’ personal information to the highest bidder, Mark Zuckerberg has confirmed.
Grammar pedants thrilled at collapse of Toys R Us
BELIEVERS in the correct use of English are delighted that the grammatically-baffling shop Toys R Us is closing its doors forever.
Man paying builder cash-in-hand feels like Mafia don
A MIDDLE-CLASS man paying cash for building work feels as if he has joined the Mafia, he has confessed.
Everyone stuck in meeting because some twat asked a question
A MAN who asked a f**king question at the end of a five o’clock meeting is now the most hated person in the room.
The 11 items you’re keeping to sell on eBay that are worth f**k all
THEY’RE carefully put away in every loft, garage and storage unit in the country in the belief that one day they’ll be listed on eBay and will realise huge amounts of cash. Well, they won’t.
- Successful career built on saying vague bullshit in a convincing way
- Six-year-old’s enjoyment of snow dampened by concern about UK productivity levels
- Dads hold candlelight vigil for Maplin
- Brexiter delighted his corner shop taken over by miserable British bastard
- Middle-class woman to give used crime novels to Cancer Research instead
