Business

Stressed workaholic finds plenty of time to tell you about it

A MAN who is constantly 'up to his eyes' in work always has an hour free to complain about just hard he is working, it has emerged.

Only 90 per cent of Airbnb rooms have hidden cameras

AIRBNB users have been reassured by reports that only nine out of 10 AirBnB rooms have secret cameras recording their every move.

Government sets up single massive company to shaft everyone in Britain

A VAST new company will ensure every last penny of your money is turned into profit for the private sector, the government has announced.

Please explain the concept of a 'taxi' to us again, says Uber

AN Uber executive has asked the European court if it can explain what a ‘taxi’ is again but slower because he still does not get it. 

Man buys worthwhile item at Christmas market

A MAN has found and purchased something of use at a Christmas market, it has been confirmed.

Toys R Us collapse possibly linked to it being most expensive shop in Britain

THE threatened closure of Toys R Us has been linked by parents to it being easily the most expensive place to shop in the whole of the UK. 

Smug bitcoin bastards must get their comeuppance before New Year, demands Britain

THE UK has demanded that all the smug bastards who own bitcoin lose their entire investment before Christmas. 

Office brainstorming session produces nothing but evil thoughts

A GATHERING of workers to generate business ideas only produced dark and twisted visions, it has emerged.

A guide to Bitcoin: The amazing investment based on dream gold invented by a wizard

A FAT man lounging in an Essex hot tub has made enough money from bitcoin in the last three weeks to retire. Now it’s your turn.

Train company bosses instantly agree fares hike then wonder how to pad out rest of meeting

RAIL company bosses are wondering how to spend the rest of their meeting after instantly agreeing to hike prices.

Britain basically knocks off for Christmas

BRITAIN has confirmed it is knocking off because it is now Christmas.

Wetherspoon drinkers demand earlier opening hours

WETHERSPOON customers are demanding that the pub chain opens its doors at five in the morning.