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Queen’s top ten songs all Lethal Bizzle
THE Queen's top ten songs are all by her favourite artist Lethal Bizzle, it has been confirmed.
Top Gear ‘a massive hit if you include viewers who are walking past Dixons’
THE new Top Gear has an audience over 24 million if you include people walking past television shop windows, according to Chris Evans.
Mums to continue pointing out how much people on TV have aged
MOTHERS have confirmed plans to keep highlighting how various television celebrities look much older these days.
Taylor Swift remembers who she was sent back from 2839AD to kill
THE android known as ‘Taylor Swift’ has remembered who she was sent from the future to kill.
Queen drops Slayer song titles into speech
THE Queen’s Speech is littered with song titles from thrash metal act Slayer, it has emerged.
I am ‘Becky with the good hair,’ admits Mary Berry
MARY Berry has admitted she is the ‘Becky with the good hair’ named by Beyonce.
Queen very good at it, say experts
THE Queen is extremely good at being the Queen, it has been claimed.
Beyonce announces collaboration with Greggs
BEYONCE is working with Greggs on a range of pasties designed to empower women of all shapes and pasty-eating abilities.
Dog apology video ‘is best Johnny Depp film in a decade’
JOHNNY Depp’s string of poor career choices has ended with a captivating short film about why it is wrong to smuggle dogs into Australia.
Duchess creates ‘new memories’ for William’s ex-girlfriends
A POIGNANT photo at the Taj Mahal has given the Duchess of Cambridge a fresh opportunity to tell her husband’s exes to eat it.
William and Kate prevent imminent war with Bhutan
BRITAIN and Bhutan have moved back from the brink of war after a visit by the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge.
Thousands of Boris supporters don’t know his surname
ONLY 13 percent of people who support Boris Johnson are aware that his surname is Johnson.