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Celebrities on Pointless could really do with the money they're giving to charity
THE winning celebrity team on Pointless Celebrities often look like they could really do with the two grand they are giving to a hospice, viewers have confirmed.
Kate Middleton urgently announces she might be pregnant
THE Duchess of Cambridge has revealed she might be pregnant.
Play the Princess Eugenie's wedding drinking game
THE tedious televised nuptials of Princess Eugenie and some bloke will be more fun if you’re pissed, so play our royal wedding-themed drinking game.
Taylor Swift endorses Plaid Cymru
AMERICAN pop star Taylor Swift has broken her silence on political matters to support Welsh independence.
I smashed my kids' iPads because money and material things are meaningless, says Kirstie Allsopp
TV PRESENTER Kirstie Allsopp has admitted she smashed her children's iPads to teach them that capitalism is not the path of the spirit.
Pope arrives in Dublin for stag do
POPE Francis has touched down in Dublin for the two-day stag party of one of his closest friends.
What depressing moron-fodder has ITV2 got planned next?
WITH Love Island at an end, ITV2 desperately needs more programmes that aren't repeats of Family Guy. So what’s coming up next?
Tosser won't f**king shut up about meeting Keith Allen
A MAN will not stop name-dropping the only celebrity he has ever met, actor and alleged ‘hellraiser’ Keith Allen.
Elon Musk flounces off to Mars in a huff
ELON Musk has confirmed plans to go off to Mars in a strop.
I've met some dickheads in my time but wow, says Queen
THE Queen is marvelling that, after 66 years on the throne, she has just met the biggest knobhead of her reign so far.
I made £600 million from racist jokes in the 80s, says Lord Sugar
ALAN Sugar has defended an offensive tweet by saying nobody minded when he built a business empire selling racist jokes in the 1980s.
David Dimbleby refusing to ask or answer any questions for rest of life
DAVID Dimbleby has confirmed that he will not be asking or answering any questions for the rest of his life.