Celebrity
What's a Piers Morgan? asks Ariana Grande
INTERNATIONALLY famous pop star Ariana Grande has asked her team to explain what a Piers Morgan is.
Wonder Woman paid 34 percent less than male superheroes
WONDER Woman receives a third less salary than fellow Justice League members Batman and Aquaman, figures have revealed.
It was an actual snake, reveals LBC
RADIO station LBC has apologised for employing an actual snake which had disguised itself as a woman.
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THIS is what you like, it has been confirmed.
Britain giving an absolutely massive f**k about Pippa Middleton's wedding
EVERYONE has agreed that it is impossible not to be utterly obsessed by the wedding of Pippa Middleton, no matter how hard they try.
Pippa Middleton's wedding DJ mentally prepared for worst night of his life
THE DJ at Pippa Middleton’s wedding is ready for several hours of sheer hell, he has confirmed.
Ireland accused of blasphemy for questioning Stephen Fry
STEPHEN Fry’s omniscience has been controversially called into question by Ireland.
It is now my duty to say those things, says Charles
THE Prince of Wales has accepted that it is now his duty, following his father’s retirement from public life, to say those things to those people.
Princess Charlotte photo gazed at for less than allotted time
BRITAIN has been accused of staring adoringly at a new photograph of Princess Charlotte for less than the mandatory four minutes.
Ghost of Blair ordered back to the netherworld
THE Archbishop of Canterbury is to exorcise the unquiet spirit of Tony Blair that is haunting the election, he has announced.
Man launches dream career of showing people his arse
A 48-YEAR-OLD man is confident he can emulate the success of Kim Kardashian by showing people his buttocks, he has revealed.
Tom Hardy had no idea man was a thief
A MAN chased down and beaten by Tom Hardy luckily turned out to be some sort of thief, the actor has amazedly admitted.