KIRSTIE Allsopp has admitted that if she sees a washing machine in a kitchen she vomits all over the floor and will not apologise.
THE best thing about being monarch is the huge amount of money you get, the Queen has confirmed.
OVERSEAS tycoons are prepared to pay up to half a million pounds to be racially mocked by the Duke of Edinburgh, it has emerged.
THE Royal family has had its benefits sanctioned after Prince Harry admitted none of them wants the top job.
A SUPERMARKET security guard has seen every single Steven Seagal film and many twice.
INTERNATIONALLY famous pop star Ariana Grande has asked her team to explain what a Piers Morgan is.
WONDER Woman receives a third less salary than fellow Justice League members Batman and Aquaman, figures have revealed.
RADIO station LBC has apologised for employing an actual snake which had disguised itself as a woman.
THIS is what you like, it has been confirmed.
EVERYONE has agreed that it is impossible not to be utterly obsessed by the wedding of Pippa Middleton, no matter how hard they try.
THE DJ at Pippa Middleton’s wedding is ready for several hours of sheer hell, he has confirmed.
STEPHEN Fry’s omniscience has been controversially called into question by Ireland.