THE Queen is believed to be outraged at Meghan’s £300,000 baby shower, from beneath her jewelled crown in one of her many palaces.
THE Duchess of Sussex is under fire after enjoying a night out with Serena Williams, Jessica Mulroney, and ISIS bride Shamima Begum.
A RETIRED father has confirmed that he is still not entirely clear on whether David Bowie liked girls or not.
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PRINCE Philip is making the royal family incredibly tense due to still not realising his granddaughter-in-law is a person of colour.
HENRY Hoover is a proud Remainer who will fight for a second vote for the people of Britain, manufacturers have confirmed.
PRINCE Philip has been trying to get his wife take the points for him, it has emerged.
A 97-YEAR-OLD who can do whatever he fucking feels like has confirmed his intention to do exactly that.
THE Duke of Edinburgh’s impulsive attempt to bag a ‘bloody cheeky’ grouse with his Land Rover was successful, he has confirmed.
LEWIS Hamilton’s description of Stevenage as a slum has devastated the town's proud teenagers, it has emerged.
EVERY middle-aged female celebrity is in a relationship with the same man, it has emerged.
PALACE sources have denied that the Duchess of Sussex accosted the Duchess of Cambridge in a quiet anteroom, held a knife to her cheek and threatened to ‘cut’ her.