PEPPA Pig’s voice actor has been replaced by an unknown, to the outrage of the great British stage actors who auditioned and failed. Here they are.
IT IS true that I have declined all opportunity to be interviewed by New York’s Finest. Because this Prince is one perp no NYPD Blue can break.
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'Why I will not be satisfied until Harry and Meghan's security has been cancelled and they are kidnapped by Isis'
HARRY and Meghan’s withdrawal from the Royal family has hurt me, a member of the media, personally. And I will not rest until they have no security and have been kidnapped by Isis.
AN idiot has convinced himself that life will be difficult for the Duke of Sussex from this point on.
ARE you determined to waste your life following the problems of two very rich people you don’t know? You might be one of the following idiots.
HOWEVER hard you’ve tried as a father you’re still nowhere near as great as Thomas Markle, the official world’s greatest dad. Here’s how to be like him.
DESPERATE for your house to smell like Hollywood pussy but can’t afford £58 for Gwyneth Paltrow’s signature product?
Queen abandons lifelong dream of complete control of romantic and professional lives of her whole family
THE Queen is reportedly ‘in pieces’ after being forced to abandon her dream of everyone in her family doing exactly as they are told forever.
YESTERDAY’S Royal face-off was as emotionally charged as Christmas Day at the Queen Vic. Here’s how it went down.
THE Queen has told Prince Harry that if his wife is a demon who tricked him into marriage to enslave him then everyone would understand.
THE Duke of Sussex has left an embarrassing drunken apology on the Queen’s answerphone, the palace has confirmed.