THE new series of Strictly Come Dancing will cut the ballroom dancing and concentrate on the contestants’ journey from happily married to adultery.
THE Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have dealt another PR blow to rivals Harry and Meghan by being pictured taking their family to Aberdeen by Megabus.
KEVIN McCloud’s eco-friendly housing project is massively over-budget while the presenter is living on-site in a caravan and eight months pregnant, it has emerged.
BRITAIN belongs to a Peruvian drug lord after an ‘accident’ by Boris Johnson.
FOR unspecified reasons, the Duchess of Sussex and human rights lawyer Amal Clooney are the most despised women in Britain. But which has the truest claim to being pure evil?
THE Duke and Duchess of Sussex will appoint their son’s six secret godparents this weekend. But who will they be?
PRINCE Harry has defended a 360-degree spinning sex swing installed in his royal residence by saying it actually dates back to the 1930s.
BORIS Johnson is to spend the rest of the Tory leadership campaign suspended 40ft above an Asda car park in Macclesfield.
THE UK has apparently gone wild for a perfectly ordinary, boring dress worn by the Duchess of Cambridge that cost almost two fucking grand.
THE Royal gift incinerator is working at maximum capacity, it has been confirmed.
PRINCE Harry has informed his wife that he has received an urgent military call-up and will return from Kabul in November.
THE Duchess of Cambridge has warned Britain not to bother waiting for photos of her new nephew because he is ‘bang average’.